• Girl: What nationality are you?
  • Me: Chinese
  • Girl: OMG NO WAY! My boyfriend just flew to China for a conference.
  • Me: That's awesome, it's such an amazing place.
  • Girl: Have you ever been to the Hong Kong airport? They blew up all these hills just to make it! I've never been there but I just LOVE Hong Kong & China. Wait, is Hong Kong communist? Or is it still owned by the British?
  • Me: ....
  • Is this supposed to be her way of trying to find some conversation to talk about? Because clearly she's doing an excellent job.